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SilverGA2001
12-01-2005, 04:35 PM
Dear Valued Hybrid Customer...
The Wall Street Journal

By Holman W. Jenkins Jr.
Nov. 30, 2005

We at the Toyota Motor Corporation are writing to address certain misconceptions that have arisen about your Toyota Prius model, which we are proud to note is driven by many celebrities, including Prince Charles and HBO's Larry David.

Our pioneering gasoline-electric hybrid, introduced in 1999, has become the object of adoration to the world's enlightened car buyers. Our competitor, including American's Big Three, are rushing out hybrid vehicles of their own. Unconfirmed media reports say that we at Toyota intend to double our hybrid output to 500,000 vehicles next year. Along with other members of the auto industry, we will be lobbying for tax breaks and HOV privileges for the hybrid vehicles.

However, any romance entering its seventh year tends to go stale. Some purchasers have begun to question the practical value of our Hybrid Synergy Drive technology. You may be aware that a survey by Consumer Reports found that our vehicles achieve considerably less mileage (some 26 percent less) than the sticker rating implies. This has led to some unflattering media stories.

Let us assure you that the Prius remains one of the most fuel-efficient cars on the road. Toyota applauds your willingness to spend $9,500 over the price of any comparable vehicle for the privilege of saving, at the current gasoline prices, approximately $580 a year.

And should the price of gasoline rise to $5, after 10 years and/or 130,000 miles of driving, you might even come close to breaking even on your investment in hybrid technology.

We recognize that our customers have an "emtional" relationship with their vehicles. This transcends even the regrettable truth that driving a fuel-efficient car does not yield any substantial benefits for society if it doesn't save the owner money.

Contrary to any loose statements made by our marketing partners in the environmental community and the media, petroleum not consumed by Prius owners is not "saved". It does not remain in the ground. It is consumed by someone else. Greenhouse pollutants are released. Also, please note that the warranty and owner's manual say nothing about reducing America's dependence on foreign oil. This is not an oversight. The Prius is an "oil dependant" vehicle. It runs on gasoline, supplied by the same world market that fuels other vehicles.

The Toyota Corporation regrets any misunderstanding our marketing may inadvertently have caused (or may cause in the future).

We share your belief that the days of the internal combustion engine are numbered. Further research by our economists suggests this will happen when the price of gasoline rises high enough to make alternative technologies cheaper than gasoline-powered cars.

We at Toyota want you to know that we recognize this effect and have taken steps to compensate with the rest of our vehicle lineup.

Our 2006 Tundra pickup will be equipped with Toyota's new eight-cylinder engine, making it every bit as much of a gas guzzler as any American pickup. We are also redirecting our efforts to use our Hybrid Synergy Drive to increase power output rather than reduce gasoline consumption.

Take our new hybrid SUV, which produces 38 more horsepower but gets the same mileage as our conventional version. A New York Times reviewer wrote, "One question lingers after driving the 2006 Lexus RX400h: How did it come to this, that Toyota is now selling a hybrid gas-electric vehicle with no tangible fuel economy benefits?"

We hope this corrects any misimpression caused by our latest slogan ("Commute with Nature"). Hybrid technology is not "green" technology. Like heated seats or flashy exterior trim, it's merely an expensive option that generates large markups for the Toyota Corporation and its dealers.

You will share our pride in the latest figures from J.D. Power and Associates, which show that the Prius continues to move off the dealer's lot in just eight days, compared to 36 days for a Honda Civic hybrid. Clearly, our customers are willing to pay handsomely for the privilege of showing themselves behind the wheel of so conspicuously virtuous a vehicle.

But we are also a far-seeing corporation. We recognize that the Prius's distinctiveness may be a wasting asset for reasons outlined in this letter. Other motorists may see the Prius operator and think "sucker." Our lawyers advise us this may affect your car's resale value. Toyota regrets any inconvenience.

We want you to know that Toyota remains committed to advancing hybrid technology just as long as our customers are willing to make it worth our while. Our esteemed competitor, Nissan's Carlos Ghosn, was recently quoted saying, "There's such a buzz today that no CEO of a car manufacturer dares to say his real opinion of hybrids because he's accused of being retarded."

Another esteemed competitor, GM, has suggested that hybrid technology is best deployed in city buses, where large fuel consumption and stop-and-go driving might actually make it economically sensible.

These are just two examples of the short-sighted, stick-in-the-mud marketing instincts of our fellow automakers that are helping to make Toyota the largest car company in the world.

Yours Truly, the Toyota Corporation.



:lol: Channeling Jon Stewart... mmm, that's good satire.

JoeyK
12-01-2005, 05:39 PM
Ahhh that's great! And oh so true!:D

DontPassTheFence
12-01-2005, 05:57 PM
I loved every bit of it, makes me want to either get a subscription to the wall street journal or just steal my dad's subscription :lol:

Take that ya hybrid drivin' yuppies; Ill take my Pontiac Grand Am GT powered by an insane little 2.4L I-4 that gets 20 miles per gallon, over any pathetic 'hybrid' or 'enviro-friendly' car any import stearlership sells. :P

EDIT: thats right! I get an average of 20 miles per gallon and I enjoy it. EFF YOU GAS ECONO JERKS!

end of rant :D

Themeneea
12-01-2005, 06:36 PM
that was funny, but had untrue parts

lagetur
12-01-2005, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by DontPassTheFence
I loved every bit of it, makes me want to either get a subscription to the wall street journal or just steal my dad's subscription :lol:

Take that ya hybrid drivin' yuppies; Ill take my Pontiac Grand Am GT powered by an insane little 2.4L I-4 that gets 20 miles per gallon, over any pathetic 'hybrid' or 'enviro-friendly' car any import stearlership sells. :P

EDIT: thats right! I get an average of 20 miles per gallon and I enjoy it. EFF YOU GAS ECONO JERKS!

end of rant :D

Damn you must drive crazy and shit my moms trailblazer v8 gets close to 20 mpg

Prospeeder
12-01-2005, 09:39 PM
yea really, my 3.1 Turbo gets 20-24 city and 30-35 highway! crazy driver over there, lol

Anyway, The hibrid idea would definatly benifit if it was a cheap used car 10 years from now, but not brand new for sure

JoeyK
12-01-2005, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Prospeeder
yea really, my 3.1 Turbo gets 20-24 city and 30-35 highway! crazy driver over there, lol

Anyway, The hibrid idea would definatly benifit if it was a cheap used car 10 years from now, but not brand new for sure

Doubtfull that battery bank will last that long & they are expensive as hell.

Prospeeder
12-02-2005, 06:03 PM
Oh thats really true, batteries dont last for ever, not to mention long! and i hear there over 1100$ just for the batteries, thats not counting install, wich im sure is SUPER complex

DontPassTheFence
12-02-2005, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Prospeeder
yea really, my 3.1 Turbo gets 20-24 city and 30-35 highway! crazy driver over there, lol

Anyway, The hibrid idea would definatly benifit if it was a cheap used car 10 years from now, but not brand new for sure

Yea, my gas mileage isnt the greatest, but last week I got 24 mpg! :lol:

I barely ever drive on the freeway, and when I do there is always traffic.. on the off chance there isnt traffic, I barrel down the freeway at 90mph since Im usually running late.

Ever since I got the GA Ive noticed that its not to great with the gas since I drive a bit more 'spirited' than I should be :oops:

Prospeeder
12-02-2005, 07:43 PM
Same with my mom and her GA, she gets terrible gas mileage, she also has alot of quick takeoffs, she was excited to beable to fast w/o flooring like her slow 3.3 GASE she used to have

OhioGrandAm
12-03-2005, 05:48 PM
In my all powerful 3.4, I average about 33 on the highway!! I use a little over 1.5 gal of gas to get to work, which is approx 49 milies away.

OhioGrandAm
12-03-2005, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by JoeyK
Doubtfull that battery bank will last that long & they are expensive as hell.

That is one thing they do not tell you when you buy that car, how much the batteries are going to cost ya. I was looking at one of those and decided against it and bought my GA..

Themeneea
12-04-2005, 12:48 AM
i heard currently the replacment is $8000