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adam4tw
03-10-2006, 12:25 AM
I present to you: The Car Vitamin (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8042559099)
Shad0wguy
03-10-2006, 01:18 AM
Now how in the blue hell would THIS THING WORK?!?!
urweak
03-10-2006, 02:03 AM
i dont know why ebay doesnt put a stop to all that junk.
adam4tw
03-10-2006, 02:24 AM
I'm wondering what the f*ck it is...
I'm waiting for some NOS pills to appear. Just plop one or two in your gas tank for some extra power!:lol:
cabdisaster
03-10-2006, 04:18 AM
they might as well sell bags of sugar and call them car candy
Sounds uncomfortably close to VIAGRA Spam mail :lol:
sunrunner_pei
03-10-2006, 07:51 AM
Don't tell me I have to make yet another entry in the FAQ aboot ebay garbage. :banghead:
sick2002GAGT
03-10-2006, 08:03 AM
oh, i cant wait to see all the threads asking if it "really works":lol:
PontiacGA
03-10-2006, 08:25 AM
Good Lord...
:rofl: :shake:
rabidpanda69
03-10-2006, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by sunrunner_pei
Don't tell me I have to make yet another entry in the FAQ aboot ebay garbage. :banghead:
maybe you should just make an ebay in general entry :lol: If it seems like it takes a miracle to work, its a waste of money!
Bjornboy81
03-10-2006, 08:49 AM
I'm intrested to see what it's made out of and how it works.
Originally posted by sunrunner_pei
Don't tell me I have to make yet another entry in the FAQ aboot ebay garbage. :banghead: We have way's of making you pronounce the letter "O"...
99blackSE
03-10-2006, 09:03 AM
Dear lord folks... what next...
GrandAmSSE
03-10-2006, 10:41 AM
I've heard of putting moth balls in gas but thats some of the stupidest shit ever. Oh for the people still scratching there ass about the moth balls. In the old days moth balls had a form of nitro in them and people would put a box of them in a can of gas and let them soak and then fish them out. Like a poor mans racing gas. I heard it works/worked(not sure if they make the kind of moth balls anymore) well.
GrandAmSSE
03-10-2006, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by Bjornboy81
I'm intrested to see what it's made out of and how it works.
We have way's of making you pronounce the letter "O"...
lol I love that movie.
It has to work, just check out their website they explain it all.
http://www.yousavegas.myffi.biz/home.asp
:roflmfao:
rabidpanda69
03-10-2006, 10:58 AM
They got their own website? Then it must work!
TorquePower
03-10-2006, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by sick2002GAGT
oh, i cant wait to see all the threads asking if it "really works":lol:
Does it really work?
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???????
quadkid
03-10-2006, 11:10 AM
it looks like a moldy vitamin.
It’s my understanding that the gel capsules are only a medium that’s used to transfer thousands of nanomachines to the interior of your engine. Where they start working 24-7 rebuilding you engine from the inside out adding new metal to your piston rings, valve seals and add additional material to the bearing surfaces of the crankshaft and repairing erosion to lower intake manifold gaskets caused by Dexcool.
To completely rebuild your engine to factory specifications I recommend adding these capsules to both the oil and gas so both the top and bottoms ends of the engine can benefit from the work of the nanomachines.
This product is also available for manual and automatic transmissions but requires different nanomachines that are programmed to work with non-ferrous materials.
http://www.nanomachines.com/
sunrunner_pei
03-10-2006, 11:41 AM
I just spent (wasted?) an hour researching this latest fuel saving scam. Man, this is multilevel marketing at it's finest, folks.
For those that want to know... no, it does not work.
DontPassTheFence
03-10-2006, 03:18 PM
sweet jesus christ! Their website is highly professional, however, I commend them on that
GrandAmSSE
03-10-2006, 04:22 PM
It says it stops gas from freezing! lolololol Doesn't gas freeze at like -100F. God that some funny shit.
tenspeed
03-10-2006, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by GrandAmSSE
It says it stops gas from freezing! lolololol Doesn't gas freeze at like -100F. God that some funny shit.
Yea but everyone knows that it starts getting thick at minus 60*F
Martyr
03-10-2006, 07:25 PM
I bet the Flinstone vitamines would work better than this pill does.
Whats next, cough drops for the exhaust?
TA^Guy
03-10-2006, 11:29 PM
Atleast it's not a sapoitory <sp>, you rknow you'd get your hands all dirty trying to shove it up the tail pipe. :lol:
96GreenGaGT
03-10-2006, 11:42 PM
there are pills for gas tanks though aren't there? for gas freezing prevention or something like iso-heet? seem to remember seeing pellets for the gas tank.. that was like a performance adder... i don't remember. lol.
so has anyone actually tried these to see if they actually work or is it just assumed that they don't work?
loud2kse
03-10-2006, 11:42 PM
it's a friggin pyramid scheme.
"The Power Pay Plan is a unique binary compensation program created for the purpose of introducing people to the powerful products FFI sells. The weekly commissions you earn are based on your right-side and left-side Group Sales Volume (GSV) points accumulated in your left-side and right-side downline organizations. FFI pays you weekly commissions on sales volume with no limit to the number of levels you can earn on. You are paid based on the Group Sales Volume points being accumulated with 1/3 of the Group Sales Volume on the weaker side and 2/3 of the Group Sales Volume on the stronger side. You are paid on the sales volume of your downline Associates. The income you receive from FFI is based on your ability to retail FFI’s powerful products to your customers, as well as your ability to build an organization of Associates, who retail the products and build an organization of their own Associates.
Creating Your Business Center
Your sponsor places you in an open position in his or her sales organization. This open position is called a Business Center. Each business center has left and right sides in which sales volume accumulates.
Activate your Business Center to earn commissions
1. Complete the online Associate Application and Agreement Form.
2. Purchase the Starter Kit ($49.95). The starter kit includes your personal replicated website with a retail store and shopping cart. You also receive your back office with all the management tools to run your business. This is renewed annually.
Order either Product Package. (OPTIONAL) These products may be for personal use and for retail sale, and may be ordered once or multiple times with the volume accumulated over time. Each Product Package has a Commission Volume (CV) associated with it, which is accumulated to comprise your Personal Sales Volume (PSV).
Sponsor one person on your right side who purchases either the Regular or the Premium Package, and one person on your left side who purchases either the Regular or the Premium Package, and you are qualified to earn commissions. "
96GreenGaGT
03-10-2006, 11:49 PM
yea i didn't realize it was tier style/pyramid type deal. until after i was viewing the opportunity part. it is indeed a scam. it's one of those types of deals that you could make a shit load of money off of if you get enough idiots to sign up and stuff.
i almost went into the tier/pyramid thing 2 years ago. i'm glad i didn't. a friend of mine did and now he works at the local burger king flippin burgers. lol
rabidpanda69
03-10-2006, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by 96GreenGaGT
there are pills for gas tanks though aren't there? for gas freezing prevention or something like iso-heet? seem to remember seeing pellets for the gas tank.. that was like a performance adder... i don't remember. lol.
so has anyone actually tried these to see if they actually work or is it just assumed that they don't work?
I just spent (wasted?) an hour researching this latest fuel saving scam. Man, this is multilevel marketing at it's finest, folks.
loud2kse
03-10-2006, 11:50 PM
and their website sucks. I've worked for "biz-op" companies before, and I've seen 16 year olds make better sites than that.
I have no opinion on the product, as I've never used it, and this is the first I've heard of it, but from the way the business seems to operate, this has SCAM written all over it.
loud2kse
03-10-2006, 11:59 PM
yeah if you join a "2up" scam like that, you won't make money in less you work at it like 80+ hours a week and know how to sell, or if you own a marketing company.
Now if you're the one answering the phonees and doing the selling for these people, you could make some decent money, but you wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing that you're ripping people off.
basically they sell you the membership, then you have to give up your first two sales in order to start "earning money" but you have to spend a crapload of $$ advertising to get those two sales. And the people running the astual business will try and sell you 10's of thousands of dollars in advertising, which you could get for free if you knew what to look for. Like they'll sell you 10,000 "opt in" emails for like 3 grand,... but it's just spam... and basically YOU pay for them to send out span and have them make the money.... I could go on for hours on how twisted these scams are...... AZ is home of the internet scams. just google Money wayz, or Don Lapre... lol
GrandAmSSE
03-11-2006, 02:26 AM
They try to use big words to make themself seem smart. I'll go on ebay and drop the sell a message with a link to this post. Then we'll see how smart he is. I have a bad feeling but I'm still going to do it.
sunrunner_pei
03-11-2006, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by GrandAmSSE
I'll go on ebay and drop the sell a message with a link to this post. Then we'll see how smart he is. I have a bad feeling but I'm still going to do it.
:nono:
Tebore
03-11-2006, 11:09 AM
I guess they changed the color of "Perk"
Or maybe this "pill" is concentrated liquid swartz(Wouldn't be a bad idea if it was). Sorta like those fiber drinks are now pills.
GrandAmSSE
03-11-2006, 11:38 AM
My car has the power of the swartz too. lol
RocketFast321
03-13-2006, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by loud2kse
it's a friggin pyramid scheme.
Sad thing is my friend is planing on buying the $100 starter kit. :pissed2: Some asshat talked him into it that works with him. The good thing is his new to him 2000 park ave. still runs. I tired to give him hints, but he is dead set on making money. He says it works and my WAI gives me 20hp. He also gave me the all the lines of BS you will get better MPG, and it will clean your engine. Heck that's what they made sea-foam and other topend engine cleaners for.
loud2kse
03-13-2006, 06:05 PM
tell him they're gonna hit him up for a lot more then just a hundred bucks.
ChevelleSSLS6
03-13-2006, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by RocketFast321
Sad thing is my friend is planing on buying the $100 starter kit. :pissed2: Some asshat talked him into it that works with him. The good thing is his new to him 2000 park ave. still runs. I tired to give him hints, but he is dead set on making money. He says it works and my WAI gives me 20hp. He also gave me the all the lines of BS you will get better MPG, and it will clean your engine. Heck that's what they made sea-foam and other topend engine cleaners for.
your friend can be our offical GAOC car-pill tester. Let us know if his car can swallow them or not.
GrandAmSSE
03-13-2006, 11:40 PM
I could see a fuel line getting clogged with one. lol
Mechanic: "Theres your problem, some idiot put vitamins in your gastank!"
Owner: "Hmmm wonder who that was..... Stupid people."
lol
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