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sunrunner_pei
02-01-2008, 02:54 PM
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http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/01/motorcancerbook.jpg (http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/)This just in: Motorcycles are dangerous. Don't tell the surgeon general. But Randall Dale Chipkar, author of Motorcycle Cancer?, has been awarded a patent for a motorcycle seat that would block electromagnetic radiation permeating from the engine to the rider.According to Chipkar's research, extremely low-frequency electromagnetic field radiation produced by a motorbike's engine will not be stopped by steel or even lead, but only by specially-developed "highly-processed" materials. Without such shielding a whole array of unmentionable nether-regional organs are susceptible to cancer and other health hazards. Chipkar intends to license his patents in order to get them on the market as soon as possible, at which point we're sure every Hell's Angel and speed freak will run out and buy one at full speed. Press release after the jump.
[Source: motorcyclecancer.com via Inside Line (http://www.edmunds.com/insideline/do/News/articleId=124534)]
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tenspeed
02-01-2008, 04:41 PM
Don't we get the same "extremely low-frequency electromagnetic field radiation" from automobile engines?

I'm going to develop "specially-developed "highly-processed" material" underwear for auto and motorcycle use!

TA^Guy
02-03-2008, 09:14 PM
I think we need a ribbon for this.

Sounds like someone wrote a book to market his new motorcycle seats...

Besides, by the time I ride enough for whatever my motorcycle could give me cancer of I won't need those things anymore anyhow.

Nighthawk243
02-04-2008, 01:59 AM
My BS meter is reading in the red zone.