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lash92ssei
07-02-2003, 12:29 PM
2000 Grand Am GT Coupe VS 2000 BMW 328Ci Coupe


PRICING-Used
Grand AM $11,355
BMW $26,200

POWERTRAIN
Grand AM- Horsepower 175 @ 5200 RPM
BMW- Horsepower 193 @ 5500 RPM


DIMENSIONS
Head Room-Front
Grand AM-Front 38.3 inches
BMW 37.5 inches
Head Room: Rear
Grand AM-37.2 inches
BMW-36.5 inches

Leg Room: Front
Grand AM-42.1 inches
BMW-41.7 inches

EPA Trunk or Cargo
Grand AM-14.6 cu.ft.
BMW-9.5 cu.ft.

SPECIFICATIONS
Wheel Base
Grand AM-107.0 inches
BMW-107.3 inches

Overall Length
Grand AM-186.3 inches
BMW-176.7 inches

Width
Grand AM-70.4 inches
BMW-68.5 inches

Height
Grand AM-55.1 inches
BMW-54.6 inches

Gimli
07-02-2003, 01:25 PM
Average mileage when GA is sent to boneyard: 150k miles
Average mileage when BMW is sent to boneyard: 300k miles

Average number of chicks a Grand Am attracts per week: 0.1
Average number of chicks a BMW attracts per week: 5


:D

tido_29
07-02-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Gimli


Average number of chicks a Grand Am attracts per week: 0.1
Average number of chicks a BMW attracts per week: 5


:D [/B] :agree:

BBT
07-02-2003, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by lash92ssei
2000 Grand Am GT Coupe VS 2000 BMW 328Ci Coupe


PRICING-Used
Grand AM $11,355
BMW $26,200

POWERTRAIN
Grand AM- Horsepower 175 @ 5200 RPM
BMW- Horsepower 193 @ 5500 RPM


DIMENSIONS
Head Room-Front
Grand AM-Front 38.3 inches
BMW 37.5 inches
Head Room: Rear
Grand AM-37.2 inches
BMW-36.5 inches

Leg Room: Front
Grand AM-42.1 inches
BMW-41.7 inches

EPA Trunk or Cargo
Grand AM-14.6 cu.ft.
BMW-9.5 cu.ft.

SPECIFICATIONS
Wheel Base
Grand AM-107.0 inches
BMW-107.3 inches

Overall Length
Grand AM-186.3 inches
BMW-176.7 inches

Width
Grand AM-70.4 inches
BMW-68.5 inches

Height
Grand AM-55.1 inches
BMW-54.6 inches

There's a point being made here but it escapes me.

I'd choose the BMW over the GA any day. Faster, handles better, and I don't care that anybody in the back seat doesn't have much legroom. Might bother me that it won't carry two sets of golf clubs and carts, but my wife's Alero does and so that's taken care of. :D

LoneRangers15
07-02-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Gimli
Average mileage when GA is sent to boneyard: 150k miles
Average mileage when BMW is sent to boneyard: 300k miles

Average number of chicks a Grand Am attracts per week: 0.1
Average number of chicks a BMW attracts per week: 5


:D
The Horse And The Chicken


An horse and an chicken are walking on the farm when the chicken falls into a deep pit. The chicken cries out to the horse to get him out of the hole. The horse sticks his penis into the hole, and the chicken uses it to get out of the hole. They continue walking when a short time later, the horse falls into a deep hole. The horse cries out to the chicken to help him get out of the hole. The chicken gets the farmer's BMW and ties a rope to it. He then throws the rope into the hole. The chicken then pulls the elephant out of the hole.

The morale of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!

martopg
07-02-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Gimli
Average mileage when GA is sent to boneyard: 150k miles
Average mileage when BMW is sent to boneyard: 300k miles

Average number of chicks a Grand Am attracts per week: 0.1
Average number of chicks a BMW attracts per week: 5


:D

:lol: :agree: Amen brotha! :afro: